Fear and Loathing in the Great Dessication

The party received a "thank you" gift of K-lax which Duvall proceeded to mainline directly into his digestive tract. He spent the whole night being chill, buying drinks and flying through the sky as a magical hawk that ate rodents in a jungle. This worlds biomes are really different.

Anyway, he decided he had to go find where he had been in his dreams and enlisted the help of a mute, but disciplined, Dwarf named Gone. After agreeing to guard a shipment, our heroes were on their way, camels in toe (haha).

The ship was ambushed by greater Kobolds and were slaughtered to 3 men after stopping the ship with ropes. Also, Vincent was, I shit you not, slapped in the face by a fish. He made it glow and rereleased it to be eaten by predators, because fuck that fish.

The party landed and proceeded into the desert, where its camels were ambushed by Ankhegs. Gnomereagan attempted to communicate but apparently Ankhegs are really stupid. So the ankhegs were killed. Along the way a family of Morlocks was murdered.

The party then followed a long and extensive underground railroad of sorts until they found a Derro church. Or something. It looked like a dick.

After slaughtering the Derro, the K-lax using contingent shattered a crystal which sublimated into the air. They got sweet swag necklaces.